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Contests & Prizes — MAGA January starts TODAY! | #APES2022

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So it begins…

🦍 Apes,
Reading is for losers.
So we’ll keep this short.
Here’s all you need to know:
  1. 🇺🇸 Trump is your FIRST President of Dumb Meta*!!
  2. 🐦 Twitter is live! @DumbApeTrump just made his 1st tweet of 2022: airdrop tweet! Help him spread the ❤️.
  3. 📆 MAGA January is here! Season 1 begins today!
🏆 Only on Discord (Jan. 1 — Jan. 31): Contests, experiments (Twitch streams), giveaways, shitposts… oh and btw Trump will randomly pop into the chat!! So come hang out! Chill and have fun 🙂
📉 EOY 2021 Stats (2400): Discord: 1650, Twitter: 650, /r/DumbMeta: 100, Telegram, IG, FB: 0. Market cap: $0… 🥲. But that changes TODAY!
📈 EOY 2022 Stats: Total Followers: 69M, Market Cap: $1 Trillion. 😎 So don’t blink! 🚀*
THE BEST IS YET TO COME! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
THANK YOU!
Chunke Monke Musk
Chief of Staff @DumbMeta
P.S. A LOT has happened since our last email. See below (if you care):
  1. We’ve formed a team. Join the A-Team.
  2. We’ve published this: 100% of Twitter airdrops lies. Here’s how I know. (Reddit)
  3. We’ve created a master guide (work-in-progress).
  4. We explained why Trump is our president in 2022. How we have a 100% chance of winning. 🤯 DON’T TELL ANYONE!!*
🌌 What is Dumb Meta? The Dumb Apes Metaverse (“Dumb Meta”) is the metaverse FOR dumb apes BY dumb apes. 🐵
photo credit: @langkan24 (twitter)
photo credit: @langkan24 (twitter)
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Chunke Monke (Satire Labs) @dumbmeta

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