Reading is for losers.
So we’ll keep this short.
Here’s all you need to know:
- 🇺🇸 Trump is your FIRST President of Dumb Meta*!!
- 🐦 Twitter is live! @DumbApeTrump just made his 1st tweet of 2022: airdrop tweet! Help him spread the ❤️.
- 📆 MAGA January is here! Season 1 begins today!
🏆 Only on Discord
(Jan. 1 — Jan. 31): Contests, experiments (Twitch streams), giveaways, shitposts… oh and btw Trump will randomly pop into the chat!!
So come hang out! Chill and have fun 🙂
📈 EOY 2022 Stats: Total Followers: 69M, Market Cap: $1 Trillion. 😎 So don’t blink! 🚀*
THE BEST IS YET TO COME! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Chunke Monke Musk
P.S. A LOT has happened since our last email. See below (if you care):
- We’ve formed a team. Join the A-Team.
- We’ve published this: 100% of Twitter airdrops lies. Here’s how I know. (Reddit)
- We’ve created a master guide (work-in-progress).
- We explained why Trump is our president in 2022. How we have a 100% chance of winning. 🤯 DON’T TELL ANYONE!!*
🌌 What is Dumb Meta? The Dumb Apes Metaverse (“Dumb Meta”) is the metaverse FOR dumb apes BY dumb apes. 🐵